petute

A small fart that smells really bad; silent, but deadly.

My fat mom ate some burritos yesterday and pulled a petute on my family and me. It was so bad, my dog passed out.

by TurdCollector3 December 3, 2010

Petut sal savage es noir

French canadian for 'dirty dink black indian'. usually used when someone is pissed off

Hits finger with hammer, "Petut sal savage es noir"!

by dickwadloser April 4, 2009

petutty

Buttocks, rear end, behind, caboose

You are acting like a horses petutty

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Petunia

A girl who is really funny but who you are also ALWAYS concerned for. You better watch her or you'll end up hearing the deepthroat song over over and over again. But Petunia always has Gucci.

Petunia, what are you looking up? How do you know this?

by Karahballa October 3, 2018

Penunt

a penis cunt. Often referring to a bad tempered or embittered lesbian.

wow that dyke sure is a cunt. yeah she is a penunt.

by buddhadragon June 28, 2010

Petut sal du savages noir

French Canadian slang for "dirty dink black indian". Usually used when someone is really fucking pissed off.

When Jean-Luc opened up the envelope from the government and saw that he owed them money he screamed, "Petut sal du savages noir!"

by dickwadloser April 5, 2009

petutious

Also spelled patootious;
Describes a person that is hard to deal with, headstrong, not taking others feelings into consideration whatsoever, someone stuck on their own agenda and unwilling to do anything that isn't there way or plan
A refined way of saying someone is being a butt about something;

Derived from patootie;

My neighbor is so petutious. He keeps driving through my yard when I'm sleeping. The other night he got his truck stuck in my ditch!

When mom found out I wanted to go shopping Saturday, she was very petutious and didn't let me go only because it was my idea.

My sister sure was being patootious about me not washing the dishes. She couldn't quit harping about it.

by DeRidder Dude1 May 1, 2014