no perv

No perv is like no homo, but is for when your trying to say something that sounds like something a pervert would say, but really you aren't trying to be a pervert.

I saw your girlfriends ass the other day, no perv.

by urjs February 19, 2019

perve

1. Skittlez
2. one who enjoys sex relating things a little too much.
3. one who is obsessed with boobies.

Skittlez loves to look at them boobies.

by Senorita Sammy Berz March 09, 2005

perve

Alternate spelling of perv and more common in the UK. Often used by people into BDSM, etc. to describe themselves when in 'friendly' company.

It was good to go out with some fellow perves

by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003

perve

1. Used to describe someone acting particularly foolish. In many cases this person will be hyperactive or talking in a way that is inappropriate to the circumstances.

2. If someone has taken 'it' much too far, perve may be extended to "in full perversion" in order to emphasize that persons pervitude.

3. Perved, can be used in place of drunk or swirved.

4. pervin' it (alt.) is any combination of the above.

1. Dude, why you got to be such a perve.

2. Wesly was in full perversion last night, as always.

3. Logan got stright perved last night.

4. That kid is always pervin' it so hard.

by Jaminsky March 27, 2005

perv

A compliment paid by a girl to someone she fancies.

Foxy lady:
Are you looking at my arse again?

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You perv.

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You know that I'm willing to pay you to shag me, don't you?

Normal guy:
Yeah

by isleofwightinsider November 11, 2008

perving

when you are at the beach sitting by the lifeguard tower watching and dreaming about all the hot lifeguards that walk by you.

what are you ladies doing just perving around fantasizing about these guys, you know you want me

by blair bear June 22, 2009

perv

A male of any age, sometimes wearing a rain coat, who ogles, touches, and/or makes inappropriate comments to, or about, women and/or girls.

Perv : Slaps female's ass. Female : Ewww, get away from me before I call the cops, perv!!!

by Nervous Pervis October 11, 2018