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Pretty much the Russians of the Middle-East. They drink like crazy, all the ones in America are ridiculously rich, they sure do like techno, and all their women are drop-dead gorgeous until they hit 30.

Though they are stereotyped as Arabs, Persians are not Arabs. Belly dancing, Islam, and riding camels is all Arabic stuff. Persians do not speak Arabic, they speak Persian. The reason for some Arab qualities of Persian culture today is because they were conquered by Arabs about 1300 years ago. Before that, Persia was like another Greece or Rome. They should be considered a European people. Persians to this day are still angry at Arab people for forcing Islam unto them and pretty much ruining the country forever. Quite frankly, calling a Persian dude "Arab" would be suicide.

Persian men are stereotyped as hairy, rich, long eyelashes, wears too much cologne, good grades, amazing at soccer, often mistaken to be Italian (sometimes taking advantage of this), and enormously faithful. Persian women are stereotyped as dark haired, long legged, and very closed off to dating outside their race, contrary to Persian men who probably date outside their race more often than not. Lying is one of the biggest taboos in Persian culture so if you happen to be going out with a Persian right now, rest assured he/she will NOT play around with others.

Up until the 1979 Islamic Revolution, Iran was just like any other country in Europe. But when the revolution came around in 1979-1980, Islamic radicals were in control. Women had to start covering themselves. Religious minorities were persecuted. Life was to be lived by the Koran. No one could get in, few could get out (but for the record, 100% of Persian-Americans came here legally. It's kinda hard to swim over 15,000 miles and sneak into the USA after that, ya know.). Every day Persian people around the world hope the current regime will fall one way or another.

A wonderful people with an awfully crappy government.
Persians can draw many parallels with Russians, from their love of alcohol, to the two country's revolutions which very few people really wanted.
by gormehsabzijoon July 13, 2007
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Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010
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Persian Pressure

when you go into a store, and are swarmed buy employees or "salespeople," trying to "help" you with your decision on what to buy. you then feel obligated to purchase something from the store just to get them off your back. their creepy persistence makes you feel as if you try to leave the store with out buying something, the doors will slam shut, and you will be trapped inside until you are indeed "convinced."
basic persian pressure:

"this beautiful persian rug will look wonderful in your office, my friend. very high quality. i give it to you for only $3000.

or do you like this one? this one has a very beautiful floral design. for you, i give half off. only $4500.

it's up to you. so which one will it be?"
by trikit July 27, 2010
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Persian Rugburn

The resultant chaffed skin after rigorous, unshaven, scissoring between two or more ladies.
Velma: Did you get any chaffing after our scissor-fest last night?
Daphne: Oh, you must mean that Persian Rugburn I gave you!
by ODINITE June 26, 2012
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Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
by Millennial X May 6, 2019
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persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.
Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu
by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022
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Persian

(AKA IRANIAN) Is not an ARAB country, in fact many older Iranians dislike Arabs... a lot. Quick facts about iranians! 1. Gorgeous women who love brand names and German cars. 2. Hairy men, very hairy men; who love to buy German cars. 3. Persian women are VERY fiesty, they'll threaten to kick you butt if you piss them off but when your friends with a Persian its heaven. 4) Does not like movie 300, we alwasy say its over dramatized (because it is.) 5. Very gossipy women. 6. Crazy sex drive and appeal. 7. Obnoxiously smart, very good at what they do. 8. Tend to have best jobs (laywers, docters, engineers scientists.) 9. Very cocky but modest people. 10. Always late for everything, never expect us to be on time! 11. Some of the best food. Ever.
Yeah bud he must have been Persian!
by AlistPersian September 20, 2010
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