Perplexecles

God of Confusion, Controler of all Lizard minions.

Perplexecles threw the frog into the airlock, and after exclaiming "You'll never be a Lizard!" decompressed the chamber.

by Royce September 27, 2003

perplexzon

confusion over whether to order an extra book from Amazon so you go over the $25 super saver minimum

The book was only 17.99 but was in a perplexzon as to whether I should order another book.

by emmonskr.com February 28, 2011

perplex

Bleeding out of the ass while taking a shit

I was very perplexed yesterday while the blood flowed out of my ass

by Evan Pettit April 9, 2003

perplexiglass

An emotional barrier that surrounds a spaz that often results in a perplexed look upon the spaz's face; this natural defense mechanism can also affect those who interact with said spaz. Furious, unexplained waffle stomping is a common side effect.

As Jeff approached Lisa to ask her on a date, her perplexiglass turned him right around muttering, "Awwww hell naw!".

by Sarcia26 January 18, 2019

perplexted

writing a cryptic text/sext that has recipients saying: Say WHHHAAAATTTT?

When I texted my buddy "do you keep your **** in the naughty drawer" he replied, "Whaaattttt? you've got me so perplexted?"

by barrgrrrrr August 31, 2011

Perplexionist

N. A person who is always confused or always causes confusion in those around them.

Our receptionist is quite the perplexionist. She has no idea what she is doing.

by Thepav May 7, 2010

Perplexic

When a dyslexic person is perplexed. Usually due to the fact that they are dyslexic.

All these letters and numbers got me perplexic!

by Twerkxqueen23 July 14, 2014