Perkout

An Intense ass-kicking workout that is done after ingesting the painkiller, Percocet. You are able to run faster,jump higher and dig deeper do to the fact that you are numb to the pains associated with pushing your body out of its comfort zone. You will feel superhuman. You will accomplish greatness. The next day will suck. Everything will hurt.

Craig: I want to do a workout, but i do not think i am physically capable of performing to my best potential tonight, I feel like a vagina.
Danielle: Of course you do, Lets perkout.

by Sexy Ugly November 20, 2010

Grubhub Perks

Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *insert grubhub music*

Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *instert grubhub music*Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *instert grubhub music*

by gabyy.. March 26, 2021

the perks of being a wallflower

only the best book (and movie) ever but whatever

me: "do you have any bleach so i can put it in my eyes?"
mom: "no wtf are you crazy????"
me: "i'm not crazy, i just read/watched the "i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room" scene in the perks of being a wallflower"

or

friend: *sigh*"what are you crying for this time?"
me: "i just finished the perks of being a wallflower..."
friend: "bro you've read/watched this book/movie twenty times already, get over it"

by chloe__crts May 26, 2022

Back to the Perks

In passing, the term is interchangeable with "back to the grind." A slang way of saying you are done with a conversation and you have to get back to what you were doing.

"Anyways bro....back to the perks."

by jranthony98 May 6, 2021

perkowski

A Perkowski is a rare breed of human. Part Jew, part Polish, and part Black. When not counting money, or eating Polish sausages, a Perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as Ohio State on the latest version of NCAA College Football. Do not mistake a Perkowski's cheeks for cuteness... He will steal your sausages and your money... Like the legendary Honey Badger, a Perkowski doesn't give a sh!t.

Dude, that was my sausage! Don't be a Perkowski and give it back!

by bball'n philippino June 13, 2012

perkoff

A word black guys used in 1997 to describe how he danced.

This black guy I knew in 1997 used to say perkoff all the time, he told me it meant dancing, or to dance.

by Donald B. October 7, 2006

perkoff

Slang word used to describe a "Jerkoff"

Man that guy's a real Perkoff.

by John Leton August 13, 2006