herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

THE PERFECT SHIT

Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect Brown Trout. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.

no farts or splash back, thats the perfect shit!

by BRETT THE HITMAN HOLT June 21, 2012

perfect kirby

A cool violent flash seires by J&R

look at kirby shoot the hench-men, then pwn Neil

by Corenthos March 4, 2005

Perfect Girl

A perfect girl is a girl who you think is the most gorgeous/ beautiful girl you have ever met. Someone who has changed you and made me a better person. She has the best sense of humor out of everyone you know and she has the greatest personality that can brighten your day at the click of a button. Her smile can make you smile every time you see it even when you are just not in the mood to speak to anyone. She has a body that you love no matter if she is skinny or fat. You find her eyes to be the most beautiful out of everyone else's. She is the type of girl where you don't have the struggle to not stare at her body. Her face is the part of her body that you believe is the most important part and you believe you should stare at at all times. To you she is so special because you care so much about her that even you find it crazy sometimes. You treat her the way every girl should be treated: like a true princess (but not spoiled). You will be there for her every time she is down and out and you will talk to her whenever you get the chance because you care so much. That is the true definition of a perfect girl.

I've known her for only 6 months, we aren't even dating, and I already think she is the most perfect girl I have ever met.

by mr.steven17 August 25, 2013

Perfect Week

7 days, 7 girls, how could it get any better?

Barney is 3 for 3 so far, on his way to a perfect week.

-From How I Met Your Mother

by HimymTV February 1, 2010

perfect now

a beautiful song by Louis Tomlinson for his album ‘walls’

joey: wow i love perfect now!!
keren: what’s that?
joey: it’s a song from walls..?
keren: huh?
joey: LOUIS TOMLINSON’S ALBUM GOD KEREN
GO STREAM IT RIGHT NOW.

by ObViOuSlY larries December 5, 2020

The perfect guy

The perfect guy is the guy who knows what he wants.. he will walk you home each and everytime even if he has to make the 40min - 2hr walk back home after. The perfect guy has the most perfect voice that makes you smile everytime you hear it. A voice that changes your mood completly from sad to pure joy. A guy who will hold you close and do anything and everything to make you comfortable and happy. The perfect guys name would roll off your tongue in such a beautiful tone. The perfect guy is the most beautiful guy in the world even if others dont beileve it.. of he's perfect he's perfect. The perfect guy is the guy you look at and say is perfect. Who you love is the perfect guy because they are perfect to you

Girl 1 : "i dont know what you see in him"
Girl2: " what he's the perfect guy"
Girl1: "ew no"
Girl2: " he's perfect in everyway because he's perfect to me"

by gabriella mae December 22, 2014