when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake
oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.
by SexyTexan January 11, 2012
by Castigated Clairvoyant January 31, 2013
by dmillsx March 08, 2009
When a female just barely gets the tip of your penis in her mouth. The mouth looks like a perch nibbling on the end of your shaft.
by Grandlakeguy April 27, 2018
the lofty pedestal Liverpool were on until Manchester United came around and knocked them off it in the 90s.
...my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch." - Sir Alex Ferguson.
by stavanger26 November 05, 2010
by Olympiuh March 20, 2022
A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.
Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.
Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.
Ring Ring...
Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"
Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"
by Spot Light March 31, 2009