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Get the parched camel mug.A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.
Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
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