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Punish the Porcelain

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!
by Mike December 15, 2003
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porcelain coiler

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.
Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.
by mt1mp August 23, 2006
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Porcelain Tsunami

Porcelain Tsunami is when your fucking someone in the bathroom from behind near the Toilet and you grab them by the neck or Head and put there head in the toilet and Flush it with there face in it before Busting a Nut.
I just gave her a mean Porcelain Tsunami from the Rear.
by mike mike p. April 5, 2011
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Porcelain Ricochet

The guttural and oft deafening resonance created when ass gas breaches the O-ring, slams into toilet water and bounces off the bowl. The resulting sound is both ghoulish and unholy.
My God! We better get the hell outta here. I was just in the Library bathroom and heard a porcelain ricochet that could only have come from a Yeti or a Nazgûl. Either way, I'm not sticking around to find out.
by Above_Reproach July 23, 2016
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Perception

While our sensory receptors are constantly collecting information from the environment, it is ultimately how we interpret that information that affects how we interact with the world. Perception refers to the way sensory information is organized, interpreted, and consciously experienced. Perception involves both bottom-up and top-down processing. Bottom-up processing refers to the fact that perceptions are built from sensory input. On the other hand, how we interpret those sensations is influenced by our available knowledge, our experiences, and our thoughts. This is called top-down processing.
My Perception more messed up then the world
by mennäperille December 18, 2019
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Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.
Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!
by Con Land September 9, 2018
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porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.
I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.
by Ryan April 28, 2007
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