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Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.
Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.
by Real defs March 2, 2015
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penultimate

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.
Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.
by Patrick January 6, 2004
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penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.
Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!
by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006
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pendley

See brett
Sex machine: extra padding is included/required.
The dumbass was actually a pendley last night.
by dude1976 January 14, 2008
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Penile Sports

There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.
Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...

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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"
by The two tom's March 31, 2008
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Penile Vomit Chamber

Usually a Vagina but also refers to an Anus or Mouth.
An orifice in which a Penis is inserted followed by a repetitive push & pull motion till ejaculation occurs.

a.k.a.: PVC; P.V.C.
Rupert: "How was she?"

Adam: "OMFG she made Captain Winky sick!"

Rupert: "WTF?"

Adam: "Captain Winky threw up like six times in 1 hour."

Rupert: "Bet her Penile Vomit Chamber was filled!"
by DeadGirlsCantSayNo October 7, 2009
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penile dissoperation

when you beat your meat so goddamn hard, that you have to take a break, or your dick will fall off.
I had penile dissoperation when I beat off 17 times in one hour.
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017
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