Zi Magic Pencil

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.

"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123

by Za Master December 19, 2019

pencil neck geek

1. A grit-eatin' freak

2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique

3. A one man, no good, losing streak.

When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.

by bingobastard August 27, 2009

pencil pusher

Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.

Wow, CAN I BE an accountanct - you guys get to work AND train AND get paid WELL. And to top it all off, you guys are INTERESTING....tell me MORE!!!!

by Vinski August 4, 2004

Penciling

When you have an itch in the tip of your urethra, and itch it with a pencil.

Dude, i had my circumcision yesterday. I was penciling my dick all night.

by Robert Theodore Bush-Arias February 17, 2019

Pencification

A political undercurrent, spreading like a contagion, of pseudo-Christian thought used to thinly disguise the white supremacy it really is.

The racial divide has steadily widened as the seemingly harmless Pencification of our country’s fragile condition becomes clear!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

broken pencil sharpener

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Pinky Pankie

Little white children

Muhammad was late to work because the Pinky Pankies where getting on the school bus.

by PD Land September 30, 2021