A Penis Wanker is a simple way to sum up the description of a gay ass mother fucking loser that has been butt raped by 17 different male children in one night and LIKED it!
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1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.
2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.
2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.
1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?
Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.
2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?
Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.
Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.
2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?
Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.
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Get the penisskeeball mug.The pelisnake is a semi aquatic creature that is a combination of both a snake and a pelican. Its wing span is 10 ft and it is 7 ft tall, and its habitat is deep water swamps. Its only method of hunting and defense is its giant, scaly, spiked, raptor cock, on which it impales its victims, this weapon is stored in a pouch on its stomach. Its favorite food is old white men, it favors them without hair. It is legend that if you preform a sacrifice to a chained down pelisnake that it will talk.
The pelisnake swooped down upon my car, ripped a hole in the roof with his razor sharp hunting cock. He grabbed my grandfather with his scaly tail and flew away.
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