penis dotter

A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.

"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"

by Becks & Posh April 19, 2010

Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

Penis de la Revolution

A penis, malformed by years of neglect and misuse.
Diagnosed by holding up an avocado next to the patients penis.

Named from the first person ever to present such a symptom. Known only by his handle Revolution, the phrase quickly gained ground in the medical community by the name "Penis de la Revolution".

Revolution: Doctor, my penis looks like an avocado!
Doctor: Let's call it 'penis de la revolution'!

by Suzpaz June 29, 2010

penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.

The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

penis-dry

Penis-dry is an word used to describe something that someone tried to dry off, but still remains annoyingly moist. This comes from the fact that after bathing and showering, the penis always seems to be difficult to get fully dry quickly without accidentally chaffing or the like.

"Someone go towel off the dog again! He's penis-dry!"

"No matter how long I left that blanket in the drier, it always comes out penis-dry."

"His hair is so thick, he always comes into school penis-dry."

"Check out that fat old person. Its pits are penis-dry. Nasty."

by Andrew Cohen January 3, 2006

penis drunk

In men; the result of standards being lowered as the level of arousal rises.

"Dude, what was up with that butterface last night?"

"Leave me alone, I was penis drunk."

by arrowheadian July 19, 2012

penis dust

The particles left on a man's hands when he doesn't wash them after a pee.

"Don't buy that lettuce. It's been fondled and certainly has penis dust on it."

by Kris in Alaska August 26, 2017