Pen-fusion

The state of confusion over pens

Pens + Confusion = Pen-Fusion

Today i was stood near the pen aisle in the shop and got pen-fused

There were so many to choose from such as the low end range of 25p biros to the high end quality pens that cost £35

I went through a bit of pen-fusion

So I left the store not to be overcome with pen-fusion

by Ogaba Mustafa Mosofat October 18, 2008

Pension predator

A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect

See the age difference..shes after his money... pension predator

by Bricker81 October 23, 2018

Pensioner

A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping

Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine

by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

Penusio

Another word for a man’s penis

Man did you see Andy at the stall earlier? He has one large penusio!

by Jimothy Trickington October 1, 2021

phenusion

A word to define a person unfunny without them knowing the meaning

Your friend is such a phenusion

by Bruhimcool August 30, 2022

Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

by RJKIXS August 29, 2023