me zumba el pene

expression used in spanish to say that you don't give a fuck about something

-John has cancer
- me zumba el pene

by dahomie February 25, 2010

me gusta su pene

The spanish translation of "I like his penis".

Me gusta su pene mucho, lo quisiera.

by abstractlakx February 20, 2018

crooked pene

A slightly bent penis, leaning to one side.

"Hey what's wrong with your cock?"

"It's a crooked pene bitch, just suck on it."

by revan1892 March 13, 2008

Burrito de Pene

wrapping your penis in a tortilla and then receiving blow-job.

When i was in mexico i got a burrito de pene form my house-keeper.

by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011

el pene

Spanish for a guys penis

I saw Kayla checking Bobs el pene

by BabyDizz May 1, 2005

cabeza de pene

A word from argentina, it is used when you want to tell someone is an idiot or he doesn´t use his brain

You don´t know a thing, you are a "cabeza de pene"
You are useless, you ruin it, you are a "cabeza de pene"

by No One_17 August 5, 2006

Semi pene

Just the tip

Looking for more than a semi pene, I want the whole package.

by Rys1 February 25, 2019