Penaldo

Messi’s cheap dog, and sniff cocaine when in the box. He now statpads in Arab league or Discovering new countries such as Luxembourg or Faroe Island (idk how he got into the national team but obviously the manager is fanboy)

Fanboy checks at ESPN FC YouTube community post about Portugal vs Luxembourg

“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic

“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”

by ြြြ March 28, 2023

Penaldado

Penaldado is a nickname for Tottenham Spanish football player Roberto Soldado as he score almost all of his goals throughout penalty kicks.

Tottenham won yesterday, again with a Penaldado goal. Guess how he scored it?

by Ser1212 December 29, 2013

Penaldez

nickname for man Utd player Bruno Fernandes who only know how to score goals from penalty kicks

commentator1: Bruno what a guy he is! he doesn't miss from the spot
commentator2: you mean penaldez, he only knows how to score from penalties

by Cojoness August 11, 2020

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.

Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

Penaldo

Penaldo is a washed up 37-year-old penalty merchant who sits on the bench for Penchester United and wastes time, money and space. He has 700 goals, all from penalties and he also has 5 chilpens. He is truly finished.

Man: Your Grandpa has done a Penaldo
Boy: He's Dead?
Man: No he sits on a bench all day and pretends to be something he's not

by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 12, 2022

Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.

He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.

As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.

Pristiano Penaldo is a finished player living in the arabian dessert

by MeltedY September 3, 2023