peaniss

A posh person's penis

Your peaniss is positively spiffing

by Peaniss February 18, 2007

Penissue

1. Male ejaculate
2. Leakage from a ball point pen

Connie noted the stain of penissue on her favorite top after an all night session of studying with her lover for her oral exams. She looked forward longingly to cramming for her finals.

by alwaysrandy November 23, 2009

penissuckle

1. the act of sucking a penis or having your penis sucked

2. a whorey dum dum

1. "Dude, jenny just gave me some penissuckle!"

2. "You penissuckle!"

by bo jangles bros. September 15, 2009

Penisship

The ability to write while unrinating.

Tim demonstrated excellent Penisship while writing his name in the snow.

by VillaverdeMadness August 13, 2016

penissive

A slightly more sophisticated term for someone being a dick.

He wasn't just being a jerk; it was far worse. He was being penissive!

by S. Logan February 27, 2017

Peenism

The religion of hammers.

Ex. Peenism is one of the oldest religion known to man.

by jACoBy&MYerS January 24, 2019

penissvengali

I don’t know

Do you know what their name is?
Hm, PENISSVENGALI

by Wuwdvbe December 30, 2020