dirty Pemberton

A dirty Pemberton is the act of getting multiple grapes and tying them up like anal beads.

Hurry up mom we have to go get my dirty Pemberton from the store!

by 1637286462 September 27, 2017

Zoe Laverne Pemberton

A beautiful woman. Yes she makes bad choices but all teens do it. Anyways shes a queen periot. She an amazing dancer.

Hater-Oh hey zoe lahoe poopberton
Zonut- HER NAME IS ZOE. LAVERNE. PEMBERTON.

hater: whatever your talentless clowns
Zonut: all zonuts can dance and zoe. We are all beautiful. Like zoe. And we are all nice like zoe laverne Pemberton

Zonut: she can dance

Zoe

by Frxitloop September 18, 2020

Peetertips

A condition where a man walks out of a bathroom without washing his hands. Derives from the words "peeter," meaning a penis, and "tips," referring to his fingertips. This affliction affects 80% of men.*

*Warning: this may be an alternative fact.

Brad definitely is suffering from peetertips. I always leave the bathroom behind that filthy handed bastard.

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

perbert

A pervert, particularly one with an insatiable appetite for buns.

Yuuka kicked the perbert square in the balls for peeking up her skirt again. That dirty pig deserved it!!

by iluvporkbuns April 10, 2020

Pemberton Parachute

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.

Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?

by A. Strange December 6, 2020

pewberty

Da age at which one is allowed to sit in church unchaperoned.

I always hated attending church and sitting on those yucky hard wooden benches, so as soon as I reached pewberty, I just always sneaked out da back door of da chapel and went for a long walk; since my parents weren't present at da services any longer, they were never da wiser.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Zoe Pemberton Laverne

Zoe Pemberton Laverne is a famous influencer. Many people support her for her kindness, happiness. She has a fandom called zonuts. Zoe has made some very bad choices, so people also don’t support her for that reason.

I love Zoe Pemberton Laverne ! She’s so kind, I follow her on all socials<3

by Mia the moo April 24, 2021