pepileptic

A cheerleader or dancer who lacks rhythm and moves spastically while cheering or dancing.

Weezy can't sync with the other cheerleaders. Her spastic motions make her a pepileptic.

by Slight Return December 15, 2008

Penile Vomit Chamber

Usually a Vagina but also refers to an Anus or Mouth.
An orifice in which a Penis is inserted followed by a repetitive push & pull motion till ejaculation occurs.

a.k.a.: PVC; P.V.C.

Rupert: "How was she?"

Adam: "OMFG she made Captain Winky sick!"

Rupert: "WTF?"

Adam: "Captain Winky threw up like six times in 1 hour."

Rupert: "Bet her Penile Vomit Chamber was filled!"

by DeadGirlsCantSayNo October 7, 2009

penile dissoperation

when you beat your meat so goddamn hard, that you have to take a break, or your dick will fall off.

I had penile dissoperation when I beat off 17 times in one hour.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.

Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

Penile Threat

A threat to the penis

Jess "I will punch your dick!". Dixer, "OH NO NOT THE PENILE THREAT!"

by Mr. Deafinition July 2, 2018

Penile Beat Down

The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.

I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.

by sxizzla November 29, 2009

Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011