Pear

Often used within the web series S.A.N.A.

Scott i need a distraction .... *Pear*~!

by Jaison-San February 15, 2010

pear

why are you searching pear up on urban dictionary

this fruit is a pear

by robbie_fresh September 5, 2017

Pear

A hot badass who is really popular and a real bitch

Omg ur such a pear

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Pear

Pear calls everyone "Daddy" on Discord. When in a bad mood he calls everyone "Fatass".

Pear is a homosexual guy.

by Kunaizz March 8, 2019

Pears

A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears

Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?

by Ballininurmomscourt April 15, 2021

Pear

A poor mans apple

You got a pear you little sandpaper slag

by Nigggggggggggggger September 1, 2019

pear

fruit-like person, typically female, who prefers the affection from that of the same gender.

The girls brainstormed on the prefered orientation of fruit and discovered pears are typically of the lesbian persuasion.

by jema goose-on February 22, 2007