penis peaker mikey

when your taking a leak in pubs or clubs urinals in and around solihull and u realise the geeza next to is peaking at ur penis.

hey dudes think penis peaker mikey is on the prowl again i was just taking a piss and there he was peeking on me. he had his phone out this time taking a picture.

by ashtray257 October 11, 2006

The Peametric System

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor

Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 2, 2014

peaver

The peavers tend to worry others sometimes.

See, that peaver over there? Yeah, he worries me. Sometimes he peaves.

by EhMeely April 22, 2006

Peaker

When you have to Sh!t so bad there's a little bit of it hanging out

Hey I have to go so bad its peaking, or
I have to go man, I got a peaker.

by Jim Carr March 18, 2005

pemeril

The reverse process of emeril. After emeril occured, the girl them wipes the cum off her face and throws it in the guy's face while yelling "JACKASS"

Id you justy pemeril at me, young lady?

by sexy and gorgeous March 8, 2003

pameranant

A world wide virus causing you to social distance

dude we’re in the middle of a pameranant put your mask on

by kylie_boylan.3 July 31, 2021

Penis peaker

The act of gutting and disemboweling a dead hooker then fucking her so you can see your penis peaking out from her insides

My cock looksmuch bigger from the inside. My penis peaker is awesome

by Shewmanga February 10, 2017