Parbsied

When someone lures you into a conversation, and you expect it to be quick, but said person doesn't stop talking. The typical "quick minute" conversation turns into non-stop talk-a-thon that makes the listener want to paint the office walls with their own brains. Typically some type of diversion is necessary for the listener to get away.

him/her: "hey, you got a second? I need to talk to you about something.. it'll be really quick."

me: "sure."

him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)

me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*

friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).

Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"

by Daddywouldyoulikesomesausage August 15, 2012

pabseki

The Korean words "Babo" and "Keseki" combined to form the English equivalent phrase, "Dumb bitch"

Eugene: "Shit I don't know any Micro!"
Hayato: "Pabseki! It's easy. Are you dumb?"

by HTakai January 31, 2020

PAWB

Acronym for "Phat Ass White Boy", usually associated with males named "Lane" or "Mike".

Lane is such a PAWB. I can't believe he can walk straight with that thang.

by ThighHighBonzo September 20, 2022

pawnshoppable

Any stolen items good enough to sell at a pawn shop for cheap cash to feed your meth habit.

I stole CDs from my roommate and they are SOOOOO pawnshoppable, dawg!

by gregjockca September 9, 2010

awkward paws

n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.

..............................

That new scrub nurse is pretty sweet.

Yeah, but I hear she has awkward paws.

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

Dog Paws

A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.

Jim - "Dude, let's play some Edward 40 Hands tonight!"
DJ - "Naw man, I'm not feeling beer. Let's get sexy drunk off some wine!"
Jim - "Even better! We can do both! Let's play some Dog Paws!"

by IMcINasty September 30, 2009

pabst blue ribbon

A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.

"If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon"

by Certified BJCP Beer Judge May 19, 2005