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Patchie

The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.
Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE
by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019
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patchest

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to
that guy got a patchest for sure
by hakase nyan May 21, 2013
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Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..
by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009
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benadryl cabbage patch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange
by notspiderman December 9, 2016
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Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys
by man bald August 20, 2020
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Patchrical

An adjective for the state of being in extreme instability that causes the person to no longer worry or be fazed by it, instead it has become a norm for them; extreme levels of numbness

NOUN: Patchricality
The girl was patchrical after being hurt relentlessly, both mentally and physically
by e_v_e_l_i_n_e May 20, 2021
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sober patch

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.
Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.
by nycanuck April 16, 2013
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