Patrona

Female boss. Leader of organization.

Yes Patrona, I'll go run that errand for you.

by Capitalizethed June 29, 2020

sniff patrol

When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.

Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

patronizing

To speak to someone with apparent kindness, but with hidden sarcasm, or a hidden insult.

"Your SO good with everything, Abby, " said Trisha. That is patronizing.

by Hemera 🌺 January 8, 2015

drunk patrol

When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.

"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."

by the steve. October 14, 2006

Prank Patrol

The best Australian tv show ever produced. It is hosted by the legend himself, Scott Tweedie, who helps kids EPICLY PRANK their friends. If you didn’t wanna be on it as a kid, you were not normal.

Prank Patrol: Here we go, we're on a roll
When they strike nobody knows
If you have a point to prove
They'll make a plan and see it through
They'll sign you up to join their crew
Scotty and the ninjas (NINJAS) too
Here we go, come on
Join the Prank Patrol
(Here we go)
Me: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, PRANK PATROL IS ON.

by The liberal cuts guy January 14, 2019

goof patrol

When you and your colleagues are productive and exhibit a healthy sense of humor but the boss decides to suffocate any possibility of an appearance of frivolity.

Oh fuck, duck under my desk, here comes goof patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

Police Patrol

Police Patrol or PP is a name for older citizens who think they're the police and monitor youths to see if any suspicious activity is happening.

The Police Patrol is watching us from his garden with binoculars.

by MumblesJoesIceCream May 3, 2010