pastied

crap, destroyed. Opposite to fresh

Those webs are pastied mate.

by Fresh 2 Def July 12, 2017

pastie shoes

when you wear pasties on your feet as shoes

"damn did u see charlies pastie shoes??"
"yeh! man they're like cornish or sumthing?"

by zhutharndm August 5, 2006

pasties

Prouncounced Paste-eez, it means the pastey, claggy, dry mouth that you get from smoking weed.

"I got chronic pasties right now

by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

pasties

A delicious one course meal including many miscellaneous food items such as potatos, beef, rutebega etc. stuffed inside a flaky crust. Goes well with ketchup or gravy. Derived from the UP of Michigan and hard to find anywhere else.

We will eat scrumptous pasties for dinner when we return home to the Upper Penninsula of Michigan!

by Jennifer "Super Yooper" April 5, 2005

pastie bap

A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.

Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!

by jamesbensonphillips May 10, 2011

pasties

when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.

"lick the rolly paper dude"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"

"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"

by galem April 3, 2009

Pastie Pits

After doing a lot of sweaty workouts in the same T shirt it becomes impossible to remove the smell of old sweat from the T shirt.

Strett: "That was a tough workout today"
Payt: "Yeah man, i've got pastie pits, this T shirt has had it now, time to bin it"

by Weapo June 14, 2017