Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009

Paston

A place, usually accommodation, where at least one fire alarm will go off within every 24 hours.

I'm getting fed up of this Paston

by Pastons October 19, 2010

pansoon

A pant suit designed specifically for monsoons

Marcus get your pansoon, a storm is coming!

by Taylorz October 16, 2007

Patoon

A word of expression used when someone else says exactly what you are thinking.

Emily: No matter how much I study I always seem to do poorly on my tests.

John: Patoon!!

by lee.eem January 7, 2017

prasoon

dumbest of the lot!

t-u r such a dumbass
p-dude ma name is prasoon!!!!!

by JMsh May 13, 2012

Panoonoo

Verb. 1) A sexual act usually acted out in the darkest of fantasies. 2) An act consisting of several parts. a) During intercourse, the woman lays on the bottom. b) When the man reaches climax, the woman slips out between his legs and clambers onto his back. c) The woman grabs his nipples, twists, and plants a very large steaming log on his lower back while he cums on the sheets.

"I finally took your advice last night, Rachel. As soon as he was about to cum, I gave him a downright nasty Panoonoo!"

by froznalyve September 30, 2007

passon

The brownish white sticky fluid that seeps out of one's butt hole after rigorous anal sex. Very similar to a Santorum, the Passon refers only to those over the age of 65 who aren't able to control their anus any longer.

"Hey did you hear about Ted's grandma?"
"Yeah! She totally got Passoned at her retirement home by the dirty old janitor!"

by Penislover9987 November 22, 2013