Facebook paranoia

Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable "interests" by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;

Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."

Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"

by Jeannette2 May 27, 2008

Paavana

Someone who offers sage advice and always remains a steadfast friend. This person is very logical and destined to be very successful in their own chosen field. She sticks to her ideals, and never conforms to other people's expectations. She is meant to grow to a very old age and have a happy life with numerous grandchildren

Paavana is someone with a beautiful soul.

by McDreamy77 June 1, 2010

Pokemon paranoia

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim

by markhenry64 July 14, 2016

Parvana

Parvana is the CEO of Render Tests. And is known for having the best renders in Minecraft PotPvP. He has over 200 render tests unlisted on his channel. He is the U.S. Central Demon and has been playing PvP since 2018. Most people say he is carried by his 20CPS and only good because he butterfly clicks. Stimp also despises is him because he lost to him in a ranked nodebuff fight at 1400 elo. He is most known for his “DREAM COMBOTAGE 1000FPS” video, which surpassed over 5,000 views! He is also a member of Slimecord, EOB (Elo Over Bitches), and W’s Only. He also uses the terms “meow” and “aggin” a lot. He loves the rapper “Aries” a lot, and stans him. His parents also allow him to only play on weekends and they force him to do homework 24/7, hence Parvana being so bad at the game. He peaked at 1600 elo on MMC Season 15 and also was undefeated during the Zelix Closed Beta. While Parvana still exists obs and render settings will be never be obsolete.

Person 1: Do you know anyone that can help me with obs and renders?
Person 2: Oh yeah, you should go to speak to Parvana! He knows the most about renders in the community.

by Parvy69 March 11, 2021

Paranormal Activity Dance

The movement made by standing still and then shifting your weight back and forth ever-so-slightly. This 'dance' is in relation to the film Paranormal Activity in which the time lapse shot of the main female character standing over her partners bed appears to make her 'dance'.

This movement can also be used to freak out your friends in the middle of the night.

Adam: Yeah! Kevin was so drunk last night all he could do was break out into the Paranormal Activity Dance.

by skater13am November 21, 2009

Paranormal Pooptivity

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.

Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010