Tongue-parp

The audible fart sound from one’s mouth. Can be used as a message of disapproval, a means for communication, OR at times, an expression of comradeship. Example: Spongebob squarepants, S1 E17 ‘Rock Bottom’.

**tongue-parp** this casserole tastes worse than a room temperature slice of shit.

by Nippleglam October 4, 2020

Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.

Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell

by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013

parpaput

A wide noise in the ALbanian language
A very loud noise

it was this parpaput that caused my ears to ache
A loud parpaput sounded from the forest
PARPAPUT!!!! What was this it came from the hall!

by Nikoletos June 18, 2008

parpsen

A colloquial term for cocaine.

Gentleman A: Where's the parpsen?
Gentleman B: It's under the stairs!!
Gentleman A: Well go get it then.

by The Senator August 7, 2005

Parpo

Most commonly defined as "party potential." Parpo is when you are at a party, horny and desperate and even the average girls look hot and do-able, thus we receive party potential or parpo.

Mike was bored at a party, so he decided to do some parpo to stimulate his imagination. The next day he saw her at school and wondered what the hell he was thnking.

by Ccu5100 September 12, 2009

Parpy

When someone does a fart, but liquid comes out.

"Oh man, I did a Parpy!"

by SiimplyDesign September 6, 2020

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005