Parfait Cookie

the best support cookie, better than herb cookie

random human: whos the best support cookie
random human 2: parfait cookie

by parfaitcookiesupremacy November 11, 2021

Kevin Parfitt

a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.

Me: Hey whats going on?
John: Your mom was so good last night.
Me: What?
John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.
John: Yea dude what's up?
Me: This kid has it out for me.
John: His dick?
Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.
John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.

by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

parfitt

verb; When someone messes something up or does something incredibly stupid, it could be said that they had "parfitted up" the said-thing. Is replaceable with "fucked up" or "messed up".

"Dude, how d'your exam go?"
"I parfitted that one up, that's for sure"

"Mandem, watch me clear this pond"
"You're going to parfitt it"

by athelstan_13 June 17, 2009

parfait

the over all look of the vulva after enthusiastic sex

Man, after we both finished she was totally parfait.

by labiodent March 8, 2008

Matcha Parfait

Gay slang term for prostate orgasm.

When he would get excited, he was capable of having a matcha parfait.

by NotebooksandSketchbooks June 9, 2010

Peanut Buster Parfait

The act of molesting and cumming inside a Charlie Brown doll.

"OMFG, did you hear that Bill is into Peanut Buster Parfaits?

by Benjamin Danklin January 13, 2009

parfaiting

The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.

That chick love deserts and sex. There was no reason she should not have been into parfaiting.

by rabelais10 August 3, 2010