Johnny parsons

an absolute THOT AND A FUCKING STRIPPER WHO TAKES PLEASURE IN KNOWING YOU ARE DISGUSTED WITH HIS ACTIONS. a def bottom

damn you are acting like a johnny parsons right now thot

by fuckjohnnyparsons May 7, 2019

parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

Paronism

A woman born in paron Arkansas and is taught from birth to get pregnant for child support.

Paronism got me caught up for 18 years.

by jeffrodgers007 August 31, 2016

parson

a protesant, especially Anglican, minister

"In the meadow we can see a snowman. Let's pretend that he is Parson Brown."

by ScottX September 11, 2006

John James Parton

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

Pardon the gas

Excuse my flatulence, please.

Pardon the gas,
it had to pass,
unfortunately for you,
it came out my ass!

by Burt Farp January 2, 2007

Fucking-Pardon

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.

"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"

by Spanish Masturbation King October 8, 2009