Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

patchy the pirate

Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.

Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.

by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

parching_puma

The king of flame. The kind of person who you like. An amazing person.

parching_puma is the king of the fire and the flames!

by the puma the king the flame December 1, 2020

parching_puma

An amazing and blazing person.

The parching_puma is the king of the fire and the flame!

by the puma the king the flame December 1, 2020

Patchy

KSI’s beard now and forever

Wow, KSI got a patchy beard

by KSIMON Believer April 11, 2023

parching

Parching is simply when one spits on ones bum hole in order to allow easy entry into the anal canal.

"Come on love, I'm parching for your canal!"

by Dougie's Parching November 17, 2014

parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010