Parasite

Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.

Damn metroid parasites!

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Parasites

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Paracide

When you want/ask someone to kill you but not actually kill you

Person 1 - Urg...we have a test...kill me now
Person 2 - You're committing paracide

by Sweet Dreams November 21, 2013

food parasite

a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.

Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.

by kajoe December 21, 2009

World Parasite

Synonymous with "jew".

"I'm starting to get pretty fed up with the condoning en masse of cancerous behaviour inherent to the world parasite cult ever since the Germans' tragic loss of World War Part II."

by KiggerNike February 22, 2022

parasitelepath

A pathetically less evolved type of telepathic human that eavesdrops, steals, rapes, abuses, brainwashes, impersonates, and manipulates innocent people on the daily. If you ever hear one try to burrow into your mind with an annoying hissing sound, hitting them with an electromagnetic death ray burst from your imagination will surely force them into submission immediately.

I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023