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Plantsexual 

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches
Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore
Plantsexual by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021

Pansexual 

The ability to put your hand down somebody's pants and literally like whatever you find.
I slowly slipped my hand down their pants and let out a soft gasp. I felt... an alligator. At that moment. I realized I was pansexual.

plantsexual 

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)
Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

panesexual 

panesexual people don't care if you're male, female, trans, gender queer, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. they are pretty much just attracted to anyone, no matter what they're gender identity is.
hey guys i'm panesexual, and i love everyone.
panesexual by mistwave666 July 15, 2016

pansexual 

screaming and confusion because everyone is hot welp
1: "Yo, what are they doing over there?"
2: "Oh, don't worry, they are pansexual, this is completly normal."
Pansexual Person: *screams*
pansexual by fairylightsandpride October 18, 2019

pentasexual 

A person attracted to inanimate objects, men, women, animals, and hermaphrodites (a word that asshat down there should learn how to spell).
The pentasexual girl has no problem with any kind of sexual practice.
pentasexual by shadow98 December 28, 2005