Having sexual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. Sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown BLT (frying of bacon included). The product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (Packed lunches, etc.) In addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.
While "Joe" was having the time of his life with "Sally", he became hungry. "Sally" then offered him a Panini Press to satisfy both his sexual and physical hunger.
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by frak February 4, 2007
Get the paninification mug.the turkish panini is a sexually deviant act where the male scissor kicks his partner in the vagina after dismounting from coitus and leaving a creampie in the vagina, upon contact with the vagina bodily fluids fly everwhere causing a filthy mess that resembs the entrails of a turkish panini.
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Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
by ezeebee January 18, 2009
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Get the panini mug.An old negative racial epithet describing someone who is male or female that is Italian, comes from Italian descent, or displays traits that resemble someone who appreciates Italian heritage.
*Customer walks into store and approaches service staff members*
Customer: "Hi. Where can I find the pasta sauce isle?"
Service Staff Member 1: "It's in isle 4."
Customer: "Thank you!"
*Customer looks for isle*
Service Staff Member #2: "What did the customer say?"
Service Staff Member #1: "They were just another dumb Panini looking for pasta sauce."
Service Staff Manager: "Hey! You should know better! That's racist! You're fired!"
Customer: "Hi. Where can I find the pasta sauce isle?"
Service Staff Member 1: "It's in isle 4."
Customer: "Thank you!"
*Customer looks for isle*
Service Staff Member #2: "What did the customer say?"
Service Staff Member #1: "They were just another dumb Panini looking for pasta sauce."
Service Staff Manager: "Hey! You should know better! That's racist! You're fired!"
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