panderverse

An "alternate" universe where favorite characters have been horribly mutilated via gender- and/or race-swapping, intended to pander to the "woke" crowd.

They replace the Tin Woodsman with Ms. Stainless Steel Woodswoman? This isn't Oz, this is the PANDERVERSE!

by Maschinenmensch November 2, 2023

Coffee Pandemic

In the service industry, when on a (usually large) table, a single person will order coffee (espresso, cappuccino, etc...) which will then inspire everyone else at the table to order coffee as well.

"I got through the whole 12 top and then the last person ordered a coffee and started a coffee pandemic. What a nightmare!"

by R Russell February 25, 2010

Pandering

A manipulative device used by politicians to agree and support the popular view of a particular group or groups of people in order secure their vote. Although the philosophy or interest of this particular politician is not necessarily in tune with that particular group, he or she will appear as though he or she agrees with a particular group, particularly during the election season, in order to win his/her sear.

The interest of particular groups may be somewhat farfetched, including creating Utopia's for them to live in or to achieve the so called "rainbows" and "butterflies" they so want to have. But, if that is what the educated politician has to agree with in order to win on election day, then he/she will do it.

Gullible Citizen: I want the government to help us pay our mortgages, pay for our kids to go to college, and help pay our utility bills.

Politician's mind: This may be pure pandering because there is NO way the government should or can take care of any of those requests; but, i guess I'll have to say "sure thing".

by Concerned individual August 1, 2012

pandeist

Someone who believes in pandeism, but particularly a chick who will give you hot nonstop fucking because she thinks God became the Universe to experience hot nonstop fucking.

Dude, I'm dating a pandeist chick, it's awesome! All we do is hot nonstop fucking!

by J.D.G. brj September 16, 2006

Pandergas

The pace at which one one walks. Can range from a stroll to a sprint - the pace can be determined by the urgency in the tone of voice used.

"DAMN, GUYS, WE NEED TO PANDERGAS TO THE SHOPS, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!11ONE"
or
"Fancy a pandergas through the park? We've got a few hours to spare"

by Kate T & James P June 24, 2008

The New Pandemic P

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.

"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"

by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021

pandega

Pandega is an old word from Java, Indonesia.
The real meaning of Pandega is a good captain/leader of your peoples.
Nowadays, Pandega use as the highest level of scout in Indonesia.

"You are so brave and always help the team like Pandega!"
"As the Pandega, you can lead your own scout."

by txtsa June 8, 2020