Palmerton 

A place where insane people live. Insane food. A town with liars and dark people that try to find wierd times to hang out with normal people. Insane things to do. Infested with drugs and losers. Insane talk. Poor tastes. Some kind of wierd compulsiveness and just completely lack self confidense. Kindof like a hobo. They make up places they work or things that they are doing. Are ugly and have deranged looks in their eyes. On top of that they are assholes. The town itself is just sad. They are wierd and scary.

Everyone I have met from Palmerton has lied while they talked to me.

The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."

The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.

Palmerton by europopian September 1, 2009

parmesian 

Someone who solely eats parmasan and is of hipster origin who doesn't use soap and avoids paying bills.

What the fuck man, this guy is so hip he only eats parmasan, he's a total parmesian.

parmesian by BeauJean August 2, 2018

David-Palmerized

To be assassinated like the character President David Palmer,
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."

The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.

David-Palmerized by Nickel Man strikes again March 12, 2011

Chicken Parmesian 

The act of jacking off while playing X-Box or any other video.

Gamer1: Dude why'd are sucking so much at Search and Destroy today?
Gamer2: Dude sorry. I just chicken parmesianed.

Chicken Parmesian by PoopFaceMcGee May 12, 2010

Scott Palmering 

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.

Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.

Scott Palmering by FlawedHero February 19, 2025

paltering donkeypit 

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.

Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

paltering donkeypit by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019

Palmertonian 

An individual whom hails from Palmerton, PA and has since relocated else where and thinks it's wise idea to ride out a storm, where it is in fact very clearly not the most wise idea. They, the Palmertonian, think this is a wise idea because of the "Real Weatherfolk".

"If you're in Tampa and you are deciding to stay and ride out the storm, you're not an idiot, you're a palmertonian!"

Palmertonian by Fuh-ker September 26, 2022