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chocolate parmesian 

The act of deficating in your partner's mouth while they stimulate your penis with their feet.
My mom has been taking yoga so she can more easily give pops the `ol chocolate parmesian for his birthday.

wonton parmesian

A person of Chinese and Italian heritage. There is only three in the world known to exist and two of them are my siblings.
"I'm irish what are you GIO?"
" I am a mutt, the most unique of humans. I am a Wonton Parmesian. I eat Chinese food with grated cheese on top"

Chicken Parmesian 

The act of jacking off while playing X-Box or any other video.
Gamer1: Dude why'd are sucking so much at Search and Destroy today?
Gamer2: Dude sorry. I just chicken parmesianed.

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible
Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo
pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture
Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

Parmesean Quesodilla 

A gay sex act were a fat man is sitting down and his partner inserts his penis into his fat rolls and ejaculates into said roll of fat, then the partner would proceeds to eat it out of his roll.
"Enrique makes one hell of a Parmesean Quesodilla!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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