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paleotarian

A person who follows a paleolithic nutrition plan or eats a paleo/primal diet. Characterized by eating fresh fruits, vegetables, lean meats and rejecting gluten, grains, legumes, dairy, starchy vegetables, excessive carbohydrates and processed foods.
Suzie the vegetarian never eats bacon, but Jack the paleotarian occasionally does.
by chelbs June 7, 2011
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Plebosaurus-Rex

These carnivorous creatures lack friends, and make themselves look really good because they also lack self-esteem. These creatures know that they are Plebs and thus they don't change. They feed on the penises of teachers, being massive arse-kissers. If they get detentions then their lives are over, then contemplate suicide.

Some Plebosaurus-Rexes do commit suicide and even the family members will dance on their overly-wide graves. Life is better this way as scientists like Steven Hawking know their threat on the popularity of others while P-Rexes are in a close proximity. Steven, and millions of others like me, want P-Rexes to be extinct from the planet as they are a large danger to humanity.
Chris: Lol, I just owned him on facebook! Look how popular I am, Imaginary Friend!
Spencer: Don't be a Plebosaurus-Rex, Chris!

Chris: Oh no! A detention! Why!! My life is RUINED!! I'm always licking Mr. Lavender's arse!
Lewis: You're such a Plebosaurus-Rex.
by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011
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Paleosexual Male

A TRUE outdoors man with a sense of style, fashion and relationships
The most interesting man in the world is a Paleosexual male.
by jphammr April 9, 2015
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Paleo-pornography

The ability to determine what decade a clip of porn is from merely by observing Ron Jeremy's appearance and other 'hairstyle' attributes.
Dude ) Hey Phil! Come and check this clip out!

Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.

Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.
by SoylentBob1970 January 15, 2010
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paleoliberal

Old school, pre-1960's style liberal; center-left populist.
A paleoliberal typically espouses the following:
1. protection of the right of workers to organize and bargain collectively
2. protection of the interests of the underdog against the whims of the powerful.
3. supports the right to individual privacy within reasonable limits; does not include abortion rights (see definition #2) or gay marriage, but does include keeping the government from snooping on your reading habits.
4. The right for minorities to be free from discrimination in employment, housing, public accomodations, etc., thus protecting their rights from the tyranny of the majority without diluting majority rule.
5. the inherent, affirmative right to vote and have your votes counted as you intended, without interference from fraudulently programmed voting machines designed to "flip" votes.
6. The right to life means the right to a decent life, for both born and unborn. Paleoliberals don't divorce the sanctity of life from the quality of life, unlike Christofascists or left-liberals.
7. May or may not support the death penalty, although I personally oppose it except for war criminals, deposed dictators, wartime traitors, and/or serial killers who pose an escape risk.
8. Embrace gender equity. Man and woman are to be treated as equals under the eyes of the law and their differences are to be respected, not derided.
I can't wait for Bob Casey, Jr. to trounce Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum! We'll have a true paleoliberal Dem representing Pennsylvania, as opposed to a right-wing VIRGINIAN posing as a PA Republican!
by Stop the pendulum December 31, 2005
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paleotarian

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.
The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.
by crimethink January 18, 2008
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Paleophilia

She thought that T-Rex was really hot, clearly she is a paleophiliac.
by Brenda !!!!! October 5, 2004
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