palmeladextrous

The ability of being able to jack off with either hand at an equivalent skill level.

I tried out my left hand once while jerking, only to discover I'm palmeladextrous.

by Chris Hebert September 9, 2010

Parcel

Word used to describe attractive females, usually wearing revealing clothing. Originally the word was only used to describe teen sluts, but grew more sophisticated as time went on. When using the word, the phrase "Hook up" can be replaced with "Pick up."

"Let's go pick up some lovely young parcels."

"Look at that parcel walking down the street."

by Alex Mac July 20, 2005

Parcel

When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'

by b4sketcase November 12, 2014

Placeless

Much like homeless, but with a home and without a place. Placeless people choose to live placelessly. Home is where the heart is for the placeless. They're somewhat similar but very different ways of life and shouldn't be confused.

"Yeah man, I used to sleep on that beach over there. It was great, I totally loved being placeless."

by blingazzing January 26, 2008

Pancelled

Waiting until all the cool people are at the party, then calling everyone else and saying it's cancelled so they don't turn up and ruin it.
Short for: "Party Cancelled".

Andrew: "Maria, who else is still coming to this party?"
Maria: "All the guys from work"
Andrew: "Screw them... this party is now Pancelledl!"

by stirfriedemu August 2, 2011

Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018

Fart Parcel

A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children

My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009