painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.

That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.

by teknologik May 28, 2009

Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head

Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted

by steven owns you February 29, 2008

Painted Whore

1.A prostitute who wears a lot of make-up and has sex for money.

2. Referenced in the hit television drama "Supernatural", season 6 episode 15 "The French Mistake".

3. A promiscuous women who compromises people for personal gain.

1."Oh crap, I'm a painted whore" -Dean Winchester

2."Why do painted whore's wear so much make-up?"

by Peter Winchester August 31, 2012

Painted

Meaning: attractive

Person 1: Ayy bro you think Sammi over there is fine?
Person 2: Yeah, bro she's painted.

by chase#1swag October 21, 2011

painted lady

Colorful way of calling someone a slut. Coined in the old west for women working the brothels who would color their hair and wear make-up.

Look at that painted lady walking down the street. Think I can afford her?

by Nistrams February 6, 2006

painted

When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

by Eddie B3 February 28, 2008

painted cooler

Mostly made by sorority girls as gifts to other girls or fraternity men. The coolers are painted with stuff the other person likes. Example: favorite drink, fraternity, hobbies, quotes, songs, clothing brands, and ext. Most popular event to make coolers for is formals. You want your cooler to look better than all the older coolers. And make them good because everyone is judging your cooler.

painted cooler time ... this guy invited me to his formal

by kaydee girl May 29, 2011