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Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?
Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019
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paedophiles abusing urbandictionary

1 of 3 now notorious urbandictionary paedophiles:

author The Fury 13 is a paedophile,

author Judge dredd7 is a paedophile ,

author Deep blue 2012 is a paedophile

Find their definitions which promote CHILD HARM and have them deleted. EVERYONE, no matter their morality or amorality, conservative or progressive or anarchist, agrees that such MOSTROUS EVIL has no place here or existing anywhere else.
those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles abusing urbandictionary found so far
by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013
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pogophile

A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.
boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."
by harray shipmonay March 28, 2008
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paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers

1 of 3 now notorious ud PEDOPHILES:

author The Fury 13 ,

author Judge dredd7 ,

author Deep blue 2012

Find their CHILD ABUSING definitions and have them deleted
those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers discovered in June 2013
by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013
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Paedophile

Rachelanne Ryan.
She likes children, cause she's a paedophile.
by ledgebag2k11 December 31, 2011
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paliophile

A lover of older people. To old for them to date. Antonym. pediphile.
Katerina Wolff is a paliophile. (Katerina Wolff is a lover of older men.)
by HandyMan 1988 January 13, 2009
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pugophile

a lover of small dogs originating from China
“After my first pug I was proud to call myself a pugophile”
by M McCarron May 20, 2018
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