padovan

To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.

Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"

by microsdcard January 10, 2012

Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass

Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock

by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009

padow

When something is the bomb.

Man, that shit was padow!

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

pahjowning

Verb: The act of owning or pwning; only worse.

"Yo dawg we were pahjowning you in Call of Duty 4 last night."

by Fazad Mohamed July 5, 2008

padboy

this dude on a website who stuck the sticky part of a pad to his ass and made a forum about it.

oh look, it's padboy!
remember him from everskies?

by padboy69 May 1, 2021

padrote

spanish for pimp.

A man who profits from women.

soy padrote y vivo de mis viejas y me vale verga porque soy juan camaney tururu.

by KANSAS CITY PIMP (VENENO) December 31, 2008

Padookie

a common hair tie/ponytail holder/scrunchie
Origin: New Iberia, LA

Do you have a padookie I could borrow?

by fRISKY rISKY August 25, 2018