pretend to be two other guys

Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.

Hold tight a sec fellas, I gotta pretend to be two other guys.

by Mejon August 6, 2010

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Pretend Whore

A girl that is extremely unattractive and repulsive who no guys seem to like or want to "get with", and makes up stories that involve herself and others doing sexual things to make it seem like she's wanted when obvioulsy she isn't; not a real whore.

Dude, did you hear about that Pretend Whore that goes to Cambria Heights, the one with the lamb for a best friend?

by a real whore January 7, 2011

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Pretend Bad assery

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.

Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!

by erincleveland October 25, 2009

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pretend boo

a boo that has not yet/will never fulfill all the requirements of being a real boo. An understanding that two people are not friends, but not exactly "boo-thangs" either.

He was my pretend boo until he started talking to a girl that he knew that i knew.

My ex-pretend boo can listen to Best Thing I Never Had by Beyonce and think of me.

by thebestthingyouneverhad November 15, 2011

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