pots

a disease in which your autonomic nervous system doesn't function properly, and the result is an abnormal increase in heart rate when standing or exercising. pots can be debilitating, but at least its not as bad as some other diseases. problems associated with pots included chronic fatigue, not being able to get up early in the morning, nausea, chest pain, headaches, lightheadedness, dizzyness. there is no cure but you can help urself out a lot by exercising daily and taking vitamin/ herbal supplements and some prescription meds.

Guy A: oh booh hoo I have pots. I'll just lay around the house all day and become deconditioned making my disorder worse.
Guy B: I have pots. but I can make it better by exercising and keeping myself busy and not laying around on the couch all day. I might never be cured but at least I'll feel better.

by krowkneeklay July 25, 2011

pot

WEED

Jerry smokes pot

by WTFisupboii February 1, 2019

Pot

Pots are a decorative way to hold your plants. Terra cotta is often used to make pots but they are also often made from plastic, wood, stone, or sometimes biodegradable material.

"Thats a nice pot you have there."

by Johnny 'Steel' Steelmen December 30, 2008

pot

1) an item used for cooking noodles and boiling water

2) slang for the popular drug called marijuana

1) i used a pot for cooking my spagetti yesterday

2) i got high off of pot yesterday after i ate my noodles that were cooked in a pot

by irishmoron June 4, 2005

Pots

A word used to describe anything that sucks, or is in any way shape of form not cool. Coming from the word "paila" in colombian slang which means "that sucks". It's not pronounced Pots, it's pronounced "poats" with a dry O.

Oh dude, my math teacher is totally pots, he failed me!... pots.

by colombianpots July 23, 2009

pot

a slang name for the substance called weed which makes your senses double

dude1: i can smell that mcdonalds even though we're 6 blocks away
dude2:Goooooooood shit!!

by Grey wolf February 20, 2004

Pot

A small, but noticeable gut on a female, who is not neccessarily overweight, but is just carrying this bit of a gut.

Shes fit, shes just got a bit of a pot on her mate

by The Pid December 9, 2008