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Pond Dolphin

endangered. that’s it. that’s all.
by lonely Christian June 5, 2019
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Pond Rockets

A private club dedicated to riding minibikes together. A high honor to be involved/invited in. Respectfully a family.
Looks like the pond Rockets are riding in the parade this year.
by Bunji ninja February 5, 2022
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pond balls

Intensely sweaty testicles.
See word swamp nuts
After running track all day I had a serious case of pond balls.
by James G. November 1, 2003
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Pond Pussy

PETA has determined that the term "Sea Kittens" should be used to describe fish. The reasoning is that this will sound cuter and that therefore people will be less likely to eat fish. The problem here is that "Sea" implies salt water. We need a comparable term for fresh water fish. This term is Pond Pussy. From now on, fresh water fish are to be refered to as Pond Pussy.
I was driving to Panama City when my car broke down in southern Alabama. It wasn't all bad though, I got to eat all the Alabama Pond Pussy I could handle.
by FIATC February 1, 2009
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Pond Dog

Bermudian Slang term for someone who grew up in the Islands of Bermuda within smelling distance of the old Pembroke Marsh Folly Dump(the Pond).
My ace boy is a Pond Dog.
by stuckinbermuda October 11, 2006
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Pond Dick

The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.
Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.
by watchdog101 July 31, 2010
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Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster

Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.

Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
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