snake poncho

Slang term for a condom.

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.

by ComradeAndrew December 11, 2008

Ponciano

Ponciano is the best Micronesian person you'll ever meet.
He's very sweet & loves to listen to you talk.
Loves to help you with anything you need.
If you don't know em your missing out :

I wish all guys respected girls like Ponciano does.

by Your mom in my bed January 30, 2008

poncho's give-away

An imaginary store like a Goodwill where hand-me-down items can be bought so for so cheap, it's like the proprietor of the business is giving the stuff away. The phrase is used by school kids in L.A. to make fun of the possessions of poorer students, who may wear used or non name brand clothing and shoes. This may be attributed to parents who could not afford to buy nice shoes and/or apparel for their children.

Nice rags, did Poncho's Give-Away have a half-off sale today?

by David R. July 11, 2006

Soggy Poncho

After sex, taking off a full condom and slapping it across the face of your partner.

After he blew his load, Rick took off the rubber and gave Lisa a huge soggy poncho all over her face.

by nhamfcints September 3, 2010

poncing

Often used in the British phrases 'poncing about' or 'poncing around', indicating that a person is acting childishly, dangerously or not being serious about the activity at hand.

Oi leave it out mate, stop poncing around, you could have someone's eye out with that stick.

by Guillermo M P June 3, 2007

poncy

Someone, something or somewhere which is overpriced, over styled, over rated, or thinks more highly of itself than it deserves.

1. Darling, do you fancy going to that new little Italian place tonight? Nah, it's a bit too poncy for me. I prefer the chip shop.

2. What about the lovely diamond ring there? What? You must be joking, that's far too poncy.

3. Why don't you dress like Mike? Sorry, love, that's just too poncy for my liking.

by Guillermo M P June 3, 2007

Poncin'

Derived from the adjective "Pimping." To be pimped out in English fashion

Mel: Did you all see the royal wedding yesterday morning?
Niel: That wedding was poncin'!

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011