plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.

Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.

by Zod000 February 16, 2006

Ploré

Male thot. Ratchet except used exclusively for males

Wow Jon gets with so many girls. He's so ploré

by Gman3 January 11, 2015

Plope

(verb)

To defecate with extreme force; Excreting one's bowels in an explosive manner.

If he continues consuming cheeseburgers, there's no doubt he'll plope himself!

by vedved82491 July 8, 2011

Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

Fjurg Van Der Ploeg

Swedish Family Guy character appearing in 2 episodes of season 9: Love Blactually, and Tales of Third Grade Nothing.
He has multiple jobs. He owns a Swedish bakery, which contains a Waiter Cloozet, and gives people pieces of his hoot pii. He is also a world famous champion of the game of Shpoopel.

Peter: This is gonna be harder than beating shpoopel champion Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at a game of Shpoopel!

by Jonny B. Goode January 5, 2009

Plode

The act of existing, To not be imploding or exploding. When an object exists without being destroyed.

Not exploding or imploding.

"Oh dude did you see Kevin plode today?"
"yeah he was just kickin it..."

by TheMadSilentist October 12, 2009

Plamen

Hot, steamy, on fire. The hottest sexiest toughest beast of a man you will ever meet.

Turn the temperature down, it's way too Plamen in here

by tdot11 March 21, 2010