The city of Portage la Prairie, a
fucking bullshit place in Manitoba, the cops are jokes,
the school system is the same, and a huge meth problem, it’s also called the city of
possibility, but that’s because there’s nothing fucking here, we have a big coke can and a hockey stadium, a few bars, a shitty art gallery, and a museum about our history, and a bunch of retirement homes, so if you hate yourself, come by!