"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.

A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.

by joe < 4 inches March 1, 2010

pindos

Originated from Kosovo war in 1999. Russian peacekeeping force soldiers called American soldiers pindos or pendos because they looked funny and fat, like penguins, in full combat ammunition.

Later, the word carried over to whole American citizens as pejorative. Also, USA = Pendostan or Pindostan (country of Pindos)

Russian army general to the officers of peacekeeping force in Kosovo:
-Dear officers. I'm politely asking you to stop calling pindos by "pindos". They are very offended by this

by dildo777 April 3, 2022

pintxos

Also spelled (and always pronounced) pincho. Originally the Basque word for tapas.

When used redundantly with tapas, by english speakers, refers to the action one would like to take with a nice set of tapas

For the phonetically challenged:
Sounds like: "Pinch those tapas!"

Ronny: "Tika's body is amazing."

Chris: "Man I wana Pintxos Tapas!"

by Rupert Cornelius Travis October 4, 2009

PintoBean2003

PintoBean2003 is a person who wrote up a definition for help in the urban dictionary, but they put a cry for help instead saying they were stuck in the urban dictionary. Some people are saying we can save them, but they said that next morning they’ll probably be dead and it’s been a year, almost 2 years.

Person 1:PERSON 2
Person 2:WHAT?!
Person 1:I searched up help in the urban dictionary and a person named PintoBean2003 put a cry for help saying they were stuck in the website!
Person 2:I know! But they said they’re probably gonna be dead next morning and it’s been an entire year!

by Yulison January 2, 2022

Johannisburg Pinto

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

Poppin a Pinto

Female version of poppin a boner. A female woody. Engorged Clitoris.
See: Clorge.

ZOMG becky, I'm totes poppin a pinto right now. Can I borrow your dolphin?

by vlad daddy April 23, 2011

Glory Pints

Glory Pints (GPs) - A term used to indicate the consumption of ale when conditions are perfect to enjoy a few glasses of beer, larger or stout ... Often used in Northern Ireland around times of celebtation.

James - "Hey Dave, have you caught up with Deano yet? He's sitting over there by the bar..."

Dave - "Yea, I've just been chatting to him, he's pretty wrecked! - and it's not even 10pm yet!"

James - "Well what do you expect dude! The guy has just booked another round the world trip! He's had 7 Glory Pints already..."

Dave - "Are you shitting me!? He never told me...! Let's go have a drink with him to celebrate!

James - "Fuckin - A!"

Dave (to bartender) - "Barkeep! 3 Glory Pints right away!"

by DADacronyms August 15, 2010