pintxos 

Also spelled (and always pronounced) pincho. Originally the Basque word for tapas.

When used redundantly with tapas, by english speakers, refers to the action one would like to take with a nice set of tapas

For the phonetically challenged:
Sounds like: "Pinch those tapas!"

Ronny: "Tika's body is amazing."

Chris: "Man I wana Pintxos Tapas!"

pintxos by Rupert Cornelius Travis October 4, 2009

Dangly Pintos 

A saggy set of male testicles.

I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.

Dangly Pintos by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

pintos

The hottest dance team around with the most sexiest dancers! they are fuckin hot as hell and they know how to party!

Damn... look at the pintos go!

pintos by Aformerteekay April 5, 2005

pintoos 

A short way of meaning drinking a small quantity.
When you mean you want to go for an alcoholic beverage of your choice(pint), but only a couple (two/toos)

"Comin for a drink Dave?"
"Yes, but only pintoos"

or

"Who's up for pintoos?"

pintoos by nukedbug April 21, 2006

Pintos

Portuguese word, Portuguese slang for chips.
~Also name of family on extreme cheapskates tv show on TLC...

Just copped some Pintos. Time for netflix with Emma!

Pintos by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Pintosis

The state of being a softie adolescent boy
I.e. Sensitive and extremely emotional in the field of girl troubles

Symptons include but are not limited to:
Depressing song lyric - status's on facebook, profile pictures with depressing song lyrics as captions, posted links of music videos with depressing song lyrics, wall posts on other friends of depressing song lyrics.

In harsher terms, a real sympathy chaser.

Facebook Status:
So-And-So: So don't fall in love, there's just too much to risk If given the choice, then I'm begging you'll choose
To walk away, walk away, don't let her get you I can't bear to see the same happen to you...Now son, I'm only telling you this...Because life, can do terrible things

Average teenaged boy: Damn, he's got a real case of pintosis

Pintosis by B&C'11 April 2, 2011

Pintosabi 

The ultimate badass, someone who is better than anyone else.

That Pintosabi was the coolest guy i have ever met.

Pintosabi by Billyjeanjones January 22, 2012