penis pinocchio

When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...

"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."

Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.

Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.

let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.

High five playa!

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by Smellgibson February 20, 2014

Pinocchio presidency

A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.

The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2019

pinnocchial

when someone lies. To act like pinnoccio.

sean was very pinnocchial while explaining what happened when he hung out with the female last night.

by Dyl B October 5, 2009

does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

by J. @kins May 6, 2008

To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.

To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."

by wolff333 June 3, 2009

Pinocchio

1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.

1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.

2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.

by hot-fire July 16, 2008

Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.

Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014